Simon Lewis, City of Fallen Angels (Book 4 in Cassandra Clare’s The Mortal Instruments series)

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Simon looked from one of them to the other, and shook his head. “ When did you two get so buddy-buddy? Last night it was all, ‘I’m the most elite warrior!’ ‘ No, I’m the most elite warrior!’ And today you’re playing Halo and giving each other props for good ideas.

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Gwen: “Easy, bug boy.”

Peter: “What did you call me?”

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sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

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deodrant:

are you ever so sad that you can actually feel your heart ache

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snlofficial:

when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is

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blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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